Shakespearean Insulter

I will most humbly take my leave of you. You cannot, sir, take from me anything that I will not more willingly part withal.


18 reacties op “Shakespearean Insulter”

  1. KRL Zegt:

    Threepwooderean Insulter

  2. Merino Zegt:

    You fight like a dairy farmer.

  3. KRL Zegt:

    How appropriate, you fight like a cow!

  4. Merino Zegt:

    I once owned a dog that was smarter than you.

  5. KRL Zegt:

    He must have taught you everything you know.

    Every word you say to me is stupid!

  6. Merino Zegt:

    I wanted to make sure you´d feel comfortable with me.

    I´ve spoken with apes more polite than you.

  7. KRL Zegt:

    I’m glad to hear you attended your family reunion.

    Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?

  8. Merino Zegt:

    Why, did you want to borrow one?

    You make me want to puke.

  9. KRL Zegt:

    You make me think somebody already did.

    You can’t match my witty repartee

  10. Merino Zegt:

    I could, if you would use some breath spray !

    This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!

  11. KRL Zegt:

    And I’ve got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?

    I can’t tell which of my traits have you the most intimidated

  12. Merino Zegt:

    Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.

    You’re repulsive as a monkey in a negligee.

  13. KRL Zegt:

    I look that much like your fiancee?

    I’ve heard you were a contemptible sneak.

  14. Merino Zegt:

    Too bad no one’s ever heard of YOU at all.

    I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!

  15. KRL Zegt:

    I hope now you’ve learned to stop picking your nose.

    En Garde! Touche!

  16. Merino Zegt:

    Oh, that is so cliche!

    Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified.

  17. KRL Zegt:

    Is that your face? I thought it was your backside!

    When your father first saw you, he must have been shamefaced.

  18. Merino Zegt:

    At least my father doesn’t buy his underwear laced.

    I’ll leave you devastated, mutilated and perforated.


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