Songtext van de week

Nature Boy – Primus

I pull the blinds then I take my clothes off
Dance around the house like nature boy
My genitalia and pectoral muscles aren’t quite what I would like them to be
But you don’t see me
No one can see me
I pull my blinds
Fill out my income tax form
Pen in hand I write so legibly
I have my kitty. His name is Allowishus, I stroke him
But you don’t see me
No one should see me
I pull the blinds
For the sun glares off my tele and I find it quite so irritating
I have my videos-loads of Ren and Stimpy
Bottom-a bit of pornography
But you don’t see me
No one should see me

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  1. RW Zegt:

    Nature Boy – Freedy Johnston

    Waiting for Nature Boy
    After falling out of bed
    Pressed his sentimental leaf
    Look him up hand to mouth

    Let me tell you about Nature Boy
    And the man with the double chin
    Now you be serious
    Or I’ll lock you down in the cellar with him

    Pulled a gun on Nature Boy
    Bet the planet don’t spin
    Piled up a door, a tree limb, a bag of cans, a bean bag

    On tour with Nature Boy
    Barking like a clown
    Oiled and smiling
    Light brown and ivory

    That day I kind of grew
    Gills and fins
    I said, “The race that’s through
    Is the one I’m in”

    You looked at Nature Boy
    Passed out in my arms
    I thought everybody knew

    Let me tell you about Nature Boy
    And the man with the double chin
    Lost as a baby to wolves
    Then through effort, frustration

    Here comes Nature Boy
    Would you look at him
    Raised by wolves
    Now he’s in the Senate, President!

    Let me show you courage, friend
    Barking like a clown
    When the moon, the clouds, the sea, the animals, even the rocks

    Looking at Nature Boy
    Standing in the setting sun
    Looking at Nature Boy
    Standing like a mannequin

    That day I kind of grew
    Gills and fins
    I said, “The race that’s through
    Is the one I’m in”

    You looked at Nature Boy
    Passed out in my arms
    I thought everybody knew

    The sign said “Nature Boy
    Five miles ahead’
    Tall and strong
    Alert to changing needs
    Growing, changing
    Growing fur, wings, a horn, sharp and dangerous gills,
    And a third eye

    Does not sleep as we know it
    Long tongue, never fully concealed hooves
    A scaly tail and back
    And a pouch of mystery, which moves

    This is the story of Nature Boy
    And the man with the double chin (x 3)

  2. KRL Zegt:

    Ik wil ook Ren & Stimpy op video! Die zijn hier natuurlijk alleen maar in het Duits en dus niet grappig…

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