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Billie heeft inmiddels een brandende vraag van Merino beantwoord:
Merino from Amsterdam wants to know: I’m thinking about starting a wombat-farm. Breeding wombats could be a very satisfiable enterprise, in my opinion. Peolple then can rent a wombat to pet it, go for a walk, paint it green and stuff. Do you think the sight of people walking a wombat around Amsterdam could render a succesful new tourist-phenomenon that will atract thousands of people from around the world who will make me stinking, filthy rich?
Billie says: no wombats, no green, no tourism; at least not the way you’re marketing them to me. however, there might be a way to market it as a new brand of weed, by a sack get a wombat to love, something. but i tell you what: i might be in amsterdam for the cannabis cup, so email me at billiebov@yahoo.com to set something, cuz i’d love to dance around in a sex museum with a green wombat, but only if it is trained to fetch prostitutes or easy pussy, later drug user jah love–when i’m rastifarian that is
10 september 2004 @ 23:36 -
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