Cool Ways to Kill Yourself
Intest You Intest Me
Difficulty level: 4
Sometimes you want to do something violent and bloody but you just don’t have the wherewithal to assemble a cache of assault weapons. This method is simple and convenient for those on limited budgets.
1. Make a small incision in your stomach.
2. Pull out your intestines.
3. Hang yourself with the intestines.
4. A cryptic note about aliens might be a nice touch.