Songtext van de week
What would Brian Boitano do?
Stan, Kyle, Cartman
What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now,
He’d make a plan
And he’d follow through,
That’s what Brian Boitano‘d do.
When Brian Boitano was in the olympics,
Skating for the gold,
He did two sow cows and a triple lutz,
While wearing a blind fold.
When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.
So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today,
I’m sure he’d kick an ass or two,
That’s what Brian Boitano‘d do.
I want this V-chip out of me,
It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y.
And I just want my Mom
To stop fighting everyone
For Wendy I’ll be an activist, too,
Cuz that’s what Brian Boitano would do.
And what would Brian Boitano do,
He’d call all the kids in town,
And tell them to unite for truth
That’s what Brian Boitano would do.
When Brian Boitano travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot king
And saved the human race again
And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
He beat up Kublia Khan
The boys
Cuz Brian Boitano doesn’t take shit from an-y-body
So lets all get together,
And unite to stop our Mom’s
And we’ll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cuz that’s what Brian Boitano do.
And we’ll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cuz that’s what Brian Boitano dooooooo,
That’s what Brian Boitano do.
9 januari 2006 @ 20:16 -
Kyle’s Mom is a Bitch
Cartman: Weeelllll,
Kyle’s mom’s a bitch, she’s a big fat bitch,
She’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She’s a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She’s a bitch to all the boys and girls.
On Monday she’s a bitch
On Tuesday she’s a bitch
On Wednesday thru Saturday she’s a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different,
She’s a super king Kamehameha biotch!
Have you ever met my friend Kyle’s Mom,
She’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She’s a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She’s a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She’s a stupid bitch, Kyle’s Mom’s a bitch,
And she’s such a dirty bitch.
Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this…
Sung in three different languages by other children
Have you ever met my friend Kyle’s Mom,
She’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She’s a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She’s a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
She’s a stupid bitch, Kyle’s Mom’s a bitch,
And she’s such a dirty bitch;
I really mean it,
Kyle’s Mom, she’s a big fat, stinking bitch
Big old fat fuckin’ bitch, Kyle’s Mommmmmmmmmmm
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa
9 januari 2006 @ 20:17 -
Shut you fucking face uncle fucker!Your a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucker!Your an uncle fucker yes its true,nobody fucks uncles quite like you!Shut your fucking face uncle fucker!Your the one that fucked you uncle uncle fucker!You don’t eat or sleep of mow the lawn,you just fuck your uncle all day long!
*fart noises*
whats goinig on here?!
*more fart noises*
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.Uncle fucker,uncle fucker uncle fucker uncle fucker……Shut your fucking face uncle fucker,your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker!Your an uncle fucker I must say,well you fucked your uncle yesterday!Haha!Uncle fucker,thats U-N-C-L-E Fuck you!Uncle fucker!!!!!Tonight!Suck my balls