Klein stukje lsfw voor in het weekend
14 augustus 2005 @ 15:35 door MerinoJe mag ook nix meer tegenwoordig.
Dan maar met messen spelen of dom aan de drank…
Oh ja, de nieuwe Nachtsuitewebsite is online! Oh oh oh wat zijn we blij! (en de eerste 1000 aangemeldde leden krijgen 5 minuten gratis camsuite-ruktijd)
Sith Sense
14 augustus 2005 @ 15:22 door MerinoGezelligheid kent geen tijd
14 augustus 2005 @ 15:10 door MerinoHOST (guest+host=ghost)
14 augustus 2005 @ 15:05 door MerinoGekhaid op zien Grunnegs
12 augustus 2005 @ 22:40 door robertIn n Engelse bar
k Zat in n Engelse bar. Twei mooie wichter bekeken mie ains goud.
“Nine,” zee d aine tegen d ander.
Ik groalde. Negen oet tiene, zai vonnen mie n knappe vent!
Man achter tapkaste fluusterde mie in t oor:
“Schiere wichter, dei binnen van Duutsland…”
Meer van dit alles op Dideldom punt com. Perbaaier mor aains, t is nait stoer te onthollen!
Met dank aan Aphylius
Songtext van de week #2
12 augustus 2005 @ 15:42 door adminEvil Overlord
11 augustus 2005 @ 23:07 door robertAltijd al een carriere willen beginnen als bad guy? Lees dan eerst even de volgende site door.. 🙂
How to be a Successful Evil Overlord
Alien safari
11 augustus 2005 @ 21:52 door Merino
doro\’s donderdag mop
11 augustus 2005 @ 15:12 door robertZe is er weer! Terug van weggeweest en deze keer in een mop in het engels! Om jullie scherp te houden zeg maar… Een gelegeheidsmop aangezien Benedictus XVI volgende week naar Duitsland reist.
One day the Pope became very ill. All the cardinals gathered in the Vatican to pray for him and brought with them the best doctor in the world. The doctor examined him for some time and when finished told the Cardinals of the Pope’s condition.
“I have some Bad news and some Good news.” The doctor said “The Bad news is the Pope has a very rare and very deadly disease. The good news is it can be cured with sex.”
The Cardinals didn’t take the news very well. They didn’t want the Pope to die but they knew he took an outh of celibacy. They decided to tell the Pope and have him decide.
After telling the Pope his condition and the only way to cure it the Pope asked the Cardinals to leave the room for ten minutes while he thought about it. The Cardinals left and ten minutes returned for the Pope’s answer.
“I’ve decided that for the sake of the church it is better if I were to live.” The Pope said “I will have sex but we must keep it a secret.”
“What kind of woman shall we get your Holiness” One of the Cardinals said.
“I have four requirements for the woman. First she must be blind so that she cannot see who she is having sex with.” said the Pope.
“Good idea.” a Cardinal said.
“Secondly she must be deaf so that she cannot overhear who she is having sex with.” the Pope continued.
“Makes sense” another Cardinal said.
“Thirdly she must be mute so if by some chance she finds out who she is having sex with she can’t tell anyone.”
“Alright. And what’s the last requirement?” a Cardinal asked.
The Pope replied “Big tits!”
Stop terrorisme
10 augustus 2005 @ 23:20 door Merino
Sorry meiskes…
10 augustus 2005 @ 22:27 door MerinoSongtext van de week
10 augustus 2005 @ 21:56 door MerinoFrownland – Captain Beefheart
My smile is stuck
I cannot go back t` yer Frownland
My spirit`s made up of the ocean
And the sky `n the sun `n the moon
`n all my eye can see
I cannot go back to yer land of gloom
Where black jagged shadows
Remind me of the comin` of yer doom
I want my own land
Take my hand `n come with me
It`s not too late for you
It`s not too late for me
To find my homeland
Where uh man can stand by another man
Without an ego flyin`
With no man lyin`
`n no one dyin` by an earthly hand
Let the devil burn `n the beggar learn
`n the little girls that live in those old worlds
Take my kind hand
My smile is stuck
I cannot go back t` yer Frownland