Hang myself from the tree ~ Ceasar

Christmas is hell on earth
I know nothing worse
Than being depressed and told to be happy
The season of suicide
I know why they died
Christmas reminds me I have nothing

I’ve got no girl, there’s only me
No friends or family
Another Chrismas alone
I’ve got no food to eat
No ornaments or wreath
So I’ll hang myself from the tree

Christmas is dark and wet
So I can’t forget
Christmas reminds me I have nothing
This is the end of hope
I won’t write a note
‘ Cause it would be adressed to no one
I’ve got no girl, there’s only me
No friends or family
Another Chrismas alone
I’ve got no food to eat
No ornaments or wreath
So I’ll hang myself from the tree’ve got

Now we’ll say goodbye
No one will cry
Christmas goes on without me
My life is now complete
So I’ll go to sleep
Forever and ever and ever

I’ve got no girl, there’s only me
No friends or family
Another Chrismas alone
I’ve got no food to eat
No ornaments or wreath
So I’ll hang myself from the tree

Een stukje educatie zo op 2e kerstdag: alle landen van de wereld op muziek, dus makkelijk te onthouden! 🙂

RozeRonny kan ook jou helpen!

Cashing in on Christmas – Bad News

Cashing in on Christmas
Hear those cash tills ring
Jingle bells make money
Everybody sing

Queuing up at Woolworths
To get our Christmas hit
With lots of peace and love and joy and
Jingle bells on it
This is our Christmas single
Please make it number 1
And give us all your money
To make our Christmas fun

Cos’ we are rockin’
Ooh every Christmas we’re rockin’
Say Santa Claus and we are rockin’
Ooh jingle bells and we’re rockin’
Well every Christmas we’re rockin’, we’re rockin all the way to the bank

*Little girls’ voice*
I want to wake up on Christmas morning
With the snow all over the ground
With Bad News’ Christmas single in my stocking
It only costs just over a pound

Hello, this is Den Dennis
I hope you’re all having a very merry Christmas
This is our Christmas single, please buy it and make it number 1
For our Christmas fun

Hello everybody, it’s Vim Fuego here,
Sorry I can’t be with you this Christmas
But I’m in the Carribean with all your money
Having a good drink and a laugh
Have a nice one, merry Christmas

Cos’ we are rockin’
Ooh every Christmas we’re rockin’
Say Santa Claus and we are rockin’
Ooh jingle bells and we’re rockin’
Well every Christmas we’re rockin’, we’re rockin all the way to the bank

Hello everyone this is Colin Grigson
Please give as generously as you can to Bad News this Christmas.

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth ~ Don Gardner

Every body stops
And stares at me
These two teeth are
Gone as you can see
I don’t know just who
To blame for this catastrophe!
But my one wish on Christmas Eve
Is as plain as it can be!

All I want for Christmas
Is my two front teeth,
My two front teeth,
See my two front teeth!

Gee, if I could only
Have my two front teeth,
Then I could wish you
“Merry Christmas.”
It seems so long since I could say,
“Sister Susie sitting on a thistle!”
Gosh oh gee, how happy I’d be,
If I could only whistle (thhhh, thhhh)

All I want for Christmas
Is my two front teeth,
My two front teeth,
See my two front teeth.

Gee, if I could only
Have my two front teeth,
Then I could wish you
“Merry Christmas!”

Voor we hem vergeten…

Hij is dood.

He’s the man with all the toys ~The Beach Boys

He’s the man with all the toys

Someone found a lighted house late one night
And he saw through the window a sight
A big man in a chair
And little tiny men everywhere
He’s the man with all the toys
How thrilled that someone must have been
And he must have been tempted to go in
He stayed out in the cold
And when he left them he told
About the man with all the toys

He’s the man with all the toys

The man with all the toys
He’s the man with all the toys

Voor we hem vergeten…

Hij is dood.

Zo tegen het einde van het jaar is het weer tijd voor lijstjes. En Google doet daar leuk aan mee: ‘2006 Year-End Google Zeitgeist‘, oftwel: waar hebben we met z’n allen op gezocht het afgelopen jaar?

Google’s Zeitgeist is sowieso wel leuk leesvoer. Check hun normale site ook eens zou ik zeggen!

Kerstvreugd

Het is een tijdje geleden sinds de laatste Pornozondag, maar we zijn weer terug!

Volgende week weer een aflevering van:

Wakkere Porno – Als slapen geen optie is.

Leuk leesvoor voor de feestdagen: ‘History of the Button‘. 🙂

Zoals ze het zelf omschrijven:

Tracing the history of interaction design through the history of the button, from flashlights to websites and beyond.

Met dank aan Dore

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn’t see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep;
She thought that I was tucked up
in my bedroom fast asleep.

Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night.

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn’t see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep;
She thought that I was tucked up
in my bedroom fast asleep.

Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night.

Leuk spelletjes spelen met Kelvin. En als bonus een tranentrekkend mooi kerstverhaal.

Om alvast in de stemming te komen voor de komende dagen.

Dat kan natuurlijk niet veel soeps zijn. Dus als je als vrouwelijke goochelaar je brood wilt verdienen en je kent eigenlijk maar één tucje, dan los je dat zó op.

^{Thnx Peer}

Na lange zoektochten in de Wakkere Burgers Weblog code hebben wij eindelijk het geniepige regeltje gevonden dat de oorzaak was van alle errors aangaande 302 en 500. Het toevoegen van twee tekens bleek voldoende te zijn. Dus u kunt weer los in de commentaren!