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…to live by God’s rule

So whatever people tell me
That the Bible tells me
I will do

In the halls of high school with my purity ring
Unlike those other girls, I’ve got my morals in check
It was easy to do ’til I got a boyfriend
And pardon my French, but he’s cute as heck

But I made a pact to keep my hymen intact
And Jesus and I are tight

Lees de rest »

Lekker fillempie voor het slapen gaan.

Gisteravond gezien in De Meervaart; Steve Hughes. Topper!

“I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.”

Meer hier, hier en hier een interview.

^{Tip van Vor73x}

Voor we hem vergeten…

Hij is dood.

Fay’den-river, Gerselayna-Rinshely, Jaevienteley, Dwigh-Shalaino, Aster, Beer, Huig, Dahlia, Fee, Diesel, Joulz, Aveda, Leonidas, Wonderful, Autumn, Faith-heavenly, Favour, Happy, Bliss, Djessebel, Seddrick, Felīcija, Eintemaxemilium, Jeaudellysõn, Obunikechukwu, Jahsaintley, Rigentley, Sjoervently, Jay-Viëndrick, Roshandrick, Seddrick, Danish, Edam, Pietsje, Rehab, Chancellor, Splynter, De, Ha, etc. etc.

Oh ja… en Jizz

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Een gedicht dat ik heel mooi vind is “Ratten in het nauw” van de auteur Andre Tampeloer. Sinds de publicatie in juli 2011 bezet het een aantal bytes op mijn harde schijven. Ik wil het graag nog eens onder de aandacht brengen:

Ratten in het nauw

– Andre Tampeloer

Van welke band is die halve Davidster-tattoo ook alweer?

Goed verhaal!

Bad Religion – Slumber

So, you’re feeling unimportant,
‘Cuz you’ve got nothing to say.
And your live is just a ramble
No one understands you anyway

Well, I got a piece of news son,
That might make you change your mind
Your life is historically meaningfull
And spans a significant time

Slumber will come soon
And you are helping put it to sleep
Side by side we do our share
Faithfully assuring that
Slumber will come soon.

Well, now do you feel a little better
Lift up your head and walk away
Knowing we’re all in this together
For such a short time anyway

There is just no time to parade around
Sulking, i would rather laugh than cry
The rich, the poor, the strong, the weak
We share this place together
And we pitch into help it die

I’m not too good at giving morals
And I don’t fear the consequence
If life makes you scared and bitter
At least it’s not for very long

Slumber will come soon.

‘Here we come upon a terrible facet of ethically asymmetric warfare: when your enemy has no scruples, your own scruples become another weapon in his hand.’

– Sam Harris